Microsoft Digital Nervous System

Ok, now who's with me when I ask "What the HELL kind of crack were they smoking when they came up with that term, and where can I get some?"

I mean, if I had a Microsoft Operating System running my network, I'd be nervous too. But please. Did they think that Scott McNealy about had the term "network" wrapped up, and, not feeling strong enough to try to appropriate the term for their own malevolent use, change the playing field by defining a new phrase?

"What software are you using to run your network?"

"We don't have a network, we have a Digital Nervous System"

CRACK.